So what is My Persona?

Well, we could tell you but then we’d have to lock you up -  it’s still a big secret. But stay tuned because….

My Persona is going to be bigger than the Big Pineapple and bigger than alien conspiracies in Roswell. It’s more funky than Ben & Jerry’s phish food ice cream (and we love that!) and tastier than easy cheese (cheese in a can – seriously disgusting).

My Persona is even better than sliced bread, better than the iPhone (well maybe not, nothing’s that cool), better than email (not that hard given the deluge of spam) and as addictive as reality TV.

It’s as fresh as a glass of cold milk and as good looking as the MacBook.

That’s all we can tell you now.

In the meantime here’s some useful advice:

  1. look both ways when crossing the road
  2. if asked “do these jeans make me look big” the answer is always NO
  3. don’t iron your shirt while wearing it
  4. be careful when handling paper, paper cuts hurt
  5. ice cream will melt if you don’t return the tub to the freezer
  6. global warming is not a theory – isn’t happening right now